Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

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  • All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up  Ай бұрын +9

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: kzclip.com/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg

  • Hash Ketchum
    Hash Ketchum 6 сағат бұрын

    Brendan "concussion Shuffle" Schaub

  • nathan greer
    nathan greer 6 сағат бұрын

    Funny to see the general public have a sick belly over this tool

  • Crypto Jack
    Crypto Jack 10 сағат бұрын

    Wat a joker! Never been a mma fighter

  • Tyler King
    Tyler King 10 сағат бұрын +1

    How are people laughing at this? Hooow

  • Tübermensch
    Tübermensch 22 сағат бұрын +1

    Schaub, the CM Punk of Comedy.

  • 419 Buckeye
    419 Buckeye Күн бұрын +1

    He knocked out Mirko no one can take that away from him

  • Logan Lehman
    Logan Lehman Күн бұрын +2

    This is so not even close to what actually happened.

  • Pedro Luis Estevez
    Pedro Luis Estevez Күн бұрын +1

    Brandon Shaub sucks, as a comedian, as a fighter, as a human being

    • Trumpkins Revenge.
      Trumpkins Revenge. Күн бұрын

      Youve got a lot of hate inside you bro I hope you manage to resolve that

  • Adi Z
    Adi Z 2 күн бұрын

    kzclip.com/video/qaNV8N4P2Nc/бейне.html

  • Notorious1503
    Notorious1503 2 күн бұрын +7

    Jesus Joe Rogan needs to give him another intervention

    • Hash Ketchum
      Hash Ketchum 6 сағат бұрын

      That is hard to watch to this day lmao brutal man brutal

  • Frasereder236
    Frasereder236 2 күн бұрын +3

    Lol Dicaprio wasn't even there. So which was it? Your dad forced you into it or you saw your dad's face and wanted him to look at you proudly?

  • drotheill
    drotheill 2 күн бұрын +2

    It's funny but so much of it is untrue that it ruins it a bit. Loved the part where he thanked Ari lol

    • Kevin Zuniga
      Kevin Zuniga 22 сағат бұрын

      drotheill he forgot 🤣 , CTE

  • tommy two-times
    tommy two-times 2 күн бұрын +2

    top ten in the world my ass

  • julio ochoa
    julio ochoa 2 күн бұрын +1

    Brendan Schwab is not funny at all.
    Nothing is funny about this guy

  • ehern10181990
    ehern10181990 2 күн бұрын +1

    Ok so being friends with joe doesn’t make me good at fighting OR at comedy?
    *hair falls out*
    SHIT!!!!!

  • kickinwings420
    kickinwings420 2 күн бұрын +3

    new drinking game. Everytime Brendan's joke is about fighting or has MMA in it, take a drink.

  • Marcos Garza
    Marcos Garza 3 күн бұрын

    the greatest story ever told man

  • j dawg
    j dawg 3 күн бұрын +9

    He had a shaved head how could he put pomade in his head

  • Josh Stanley
    Josh Stanley 3 күн бұрын

    he’s a 🐐

  • Dark red Bandit
    Dark red Bandit 3 күн бұрын +1

    After seeing the title of this video I was shocked that it wasn't about Brendan trying to convince people that he's funny.

  • Steven Peter
    Steven Peter 4 күн бұрын

    Shit got real 😭

  • syed hassan
    syed hassan 4 күн бұрын +21

    His fighting career was more of a comedy than his stand up

    • syed hassan
      syed hassan 18 сағат бұрын

      The Kouki Kid oh stfu you whining bitch, get off his dick

    • Lil Shanghai
      Lil Shanghai Күн бұрын

      @MrGW95 faxxx

    • MrGW95
      MrGW95 2 күн бұрын +1

      Brendan should steal this joke and elevate his comedy

    • The Kouki Kid
      The Kouki Kid 2 күн бұрын

      Lmao let's see you make it to the ufc, let alone leave with a winning record

  • Josh Klein
    Josh Klein 4 күн бұрын

    This ain't a stand-up, it's a monologue. 😴😴

  • A.K.A G
    A.K.A G 4 күн бұрын

    Is it me or does he look similar to Adam Sandler

  • CORVO
    CORVO 4 күн бұрын

    Id be a better comedian than this schlub

  • Platoon 2114
    Platoon 2114 4 күн бұрын +2

    Absolute tool bag..

  • John Wayne
    John Wayne 4 күн бұрын +6

    That abortion joke was pretty funny actually.

  • Flamboyant pHaraoh
    Flamboyant pHaraoh 4 күн бұрын

    This was pretty bad. The only part i found a bit funny was the abortion clinic joke. Bryan Callen has to have a talk with him now..

  • YFDB
    YFDB 5 күн бұрын +1

    Brendan “I don’t have pockets” Schaub

  • EZ SLIDE
    EZ SLIDE 5 күн бұрын

    He's lying he did not fight at the mgm grand and he never headlined any ppvs.

  • Stephen Stevens
    Stephen Stevens 5 күн бұрын +2

    The only problem with this story is its all LIES not one of them celebrities was in attendance that night Brendan was not the main event he said his name was up and in Lights on billboards outside the MGM the fight didn't even take place at the MGM that night + be4 him McGregor headlined there Connor didn't get to the UFC till 1 maybe 2 years after that fight he's talking about and all that shit about walking bk to the locker room is total B.S and that shit about the Asian doctor that man speaks better English than Brandon all lies + also that never happened with Bryan Callen in the locker room it took Joe Rogan roasting him Hitting him with hard home truths about how bad he was in that exact fight Brendan is talking about + just how bad overall of a ufc fighter he is on an episode of his podcast were Brendan was still in the ufc and thinking about dropping down a weight from heavyweight to light heavyweight and the reason he left the ufc was the Reebok deal the ufc signed cause Brendan was now standing to lose a lot of money from sponsorship deals like all the rest of the fighters and this is all easily looked up by anybody willing to do so he is such a bad bloke I think its time Joe sits him down 4 another talk the way he treats Bryan Callen it's just after getting worse over the time they started there podcast together up to present day its scummy and that's one of his friends and this is not hate anybody can look up and see for them self

  • bboykiddblack
    bboykiddblack 5 күн бұрын +2

    This shit is trash lmao

  • Thomas Pawlak
    Thomas Pawlak 5 күн бұрын

    I wanna see Brendan in the same headline as Paul Walker meaning they both crashed their faggy Porsches and burnt to death...

  • Ana Mihoubi
    Ana Mihoubi 5 күн бұрын +1

    This is not Happening
    Brendan Shaub has a comedy career...

    • Ana Mihoubi
      Ana Mihoubi Күн бұрын +1

      Nicholas Iocono no one likes you for defending shcaub

    • Nicholas Iocono
      Nicholas Iocono 2 күн бұрын

      Literally no one in your life likes you.

  • 2Glock 30s
    2Glock 30s 5 күн бұрын

    Brendan Schaub did a pretty good job. It is not easy getting up there. Brendan threw himself under the bus, and laughed at his experience, which is cool. As far as him fighting, people talk trash about him, but I guarantee you Branden Schaub would beat down most people that clown him. Brendan Schaub's resume is stacked, D-1 football player, professional UFC fighter, now he is a comedian that just did a special! That is a bad ass, well rounded resume!
    He had me cracking up a few times. He especially caught me off guard with the Joaquin Phoenix joke, lol! I can definitely see Brendan Schaub doing more shows. I will definitely check him out if he has another special.

  • Wojtek Tolsdorf
    Wojtek Tolsdorf 5 күн бұрын +1

    I actually like that bit. But let's be honest - this is the only bit from Shaub that is passable. Everything else is fucking AWFUL! Like his 'asian barber named Jamal' bit. Dicy dicy *barf*

  • kamionkami1
    kamionkami1 5 күн бұрын

    Congrats to Schaub for being so successful. Travis Browne.. where is he now? He got fucked up and has no other avenues

  • Justin Mopavich
    Justin Mopavich 5 күн бұрын +4

    Man I honestly like Brendan not sure why he gets all the hate

  • Omgitsjoetime T
    Omgitsjoetime T 5 күн бұрын

    Not sure what sucks more... his comedy or his MMA career

    • Omgitsjoetime T
      Omgitsjoetime T 2 күн бұрын

      Nicholas Iocono you commented bro

    • Nicholas Iocono
      Nicholas Iocono 2 күн бұрын

      Not sure what sucks more, this comment or..your..you...um...YOU.....wait....I GOT IT! You'll never do anything worth commenting on on KZclip for as long as there is breath in your lungs. Nailed it.

  • BatteryFull
    BatteryFull 6 күн бұрын +3

    lmao what a liar it was joe rogan that made him realize he cant fight

  • Alby Boges
    Alby Boges 6 күн бұрын

    One hundrrreeddd percent

  • Baron Karza
    Baron Karza 6 күн бұрын +6

    Brendan Schaub, Joe Rogan, and Joey Diaz are all terribly unfunny.

    • Ricardo Angel
      Ricardo Angel 3 күн бұрын +1

      Another opinion

    • King Kage
      King Kage 4 күн бұрын

      @Ricardo Angel nah most people know their shit, only deluded fanboys think otherwise

    • Ricardo Angel
      Ricardo Angel 5 күн бұрын +2

      One opinion

  • Michael Donahoe
    Michael Donahoe 6 күн бұрын +1

    Too bad that Asian doctor does not have an accent at all. 100% American English. Whatever. I guess it makes the story better?

    • K Z
      K Z 3 күн бұрын

      Don't have a stick up your ass about it, its just a comedy set. I'm asian and it's not that big of a deal, lots of comedias back in the day had accents of other ethnicitys...Dave Chappelle is hilarious in his skits as a white guy.

  • My BJJ Journey
    My BJJ Journey 6 күн бұрын +8

    This was like an interesting monologue with some funny parts. Could be a TED talk.

  • Adam E O
    Adam E O 6 күн бұрын

    That was pretty amazing. Well Done Sir.

  • Cassie Moreau
    Cassie Moreau 7 күн бұрын

    Law and order SUV 😂

  • Eduardo Lopez
    Eduardo Lopez 7 күн бұрын

    This is good, glad to see Brendan doing good for himself 💯

  • Dan O
    Dan O 7 күн бұрын +5

    Is this dude suppose to be funny?

  • Damnjan Pelivanovic
    Damnjan Pelivanovic 7 күн бұрын

    Well he was honest. Thats noble👍

  • mohnish2009
    mohnish2009 7 күн бұрын

    He was funnier than some of the comics on the show. Way to go man !

  • George Betancourt
    George Betancourt 7 күн бұрын

    Amazing! Lol

  • 777 Black
    777 Black 8 күн бұрын +1

    Brandoon Schlaub.. Still shit

  • Gilbert Gonzales
    Gilbert Gonzales 8 күн бұрын +2

    He's not funny!!!

  • Tim Rand
    Tim Rand 8 күн бұрын +3

    I'd imagine he only got that fight because rhonda Rousey (aka ex) was dating the dude he was versing at the time.

  • Jimmi K
    Jimmi K 8 күн бұрын +1

    I've never heard of this guy but I have to say that I am very impressed. I was thinking that if he ever quit as a fighter he'd have a career on that stage. Turns out that exactly what he did. Kudos!

  • Tish Love
    Tish Love 8 күн бұрын +7

    Omg she set him up. 😧 "Hey babe, you should fight my ex."

    • Erik Brodersen
      Erik Brodersen 6 күн бұрын

      Tish Love yeah Rhonda rousey be like that

  • ohiohvac
    ohiohvac 8 күн бұрын

    wow! love this story!!! Saw the (fight) that was setup as only dana white could do. As you know. Your ex girlfriend.... Well, look in the mirror. Her LOSS! ;)

  • imjst mikey
    imjst mikey 8 күн бұрын +3

    This is comedy for fighters
    I gaurentee anybody in UFC would love this
    Even boxing

  • Darryl Le Vin
    Darryl Le Vin 8 күн бұрын

    Heard any good Bruce Spring Spring Brenda?