Meet my giant pair of scissors

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  • Жарияланды 2019 ж. 21 Сәу.
  • Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to NordVPN.com/SIMONE and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
    Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
    And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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  • Ғылым және технологияҒылым және технология

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  • Rafael, um Nerd Poser
    Rafael, um Nerd Poser Сағат бұрын

    Simone's own studio for filming Ant-Man scenes or Honey I Shrunk the Kids remake

  • Eric Likness
    Eric Likness 2 сағат бұрын

    Take that Marie Kondo!

  • Erik Iacopelli
    Erik Iacopelli 3 сағат бұрын

    best not run up them stairs drunk

  • mrdabeetle1
    mrdabeetle1 5 сағат бұрын

    The blades need to curve toward each other slightly. On a normal pair of scissors, the gap is about 1mm. Scale up from there and heat the flat of one side only to get the metal to warp in the direction you need. Once the blades are curved, the tension will translate along the length of the blades as they close, making it easy to get a clean cut every time.

  • FireBird20613
    FireBird20613 6 сағат бұрын

    SCISSOR CARDIO!

  • Brandon Martin
    Brandon Martin 10 сағат бұрын

    Is it just me, or does this video remind anyone else of Gadget Hackwrench?

  • UnderClap YT
    UnderClap YT 11 сағат бұрын

    she sounds like felicity smoak

  • Britt's Little Bunch
    Britt's Little Bunch 13 сағат бұрын

    I now want to make tiny things big lmao

  • Jil ted
    Jil ted 16 сағат бұрын

    "It actually cuts fucking paper!" Me: *still get paper cuts*

  • Joe Campbell
    Joe Campbell 18 сағат бұрын

    nice

  • Sreeto
    Sreeto 21 сағат бұрын

    I didn't know you were Swedish too

  • Mohamed Al-dkmawy
    Mohamed Al-dkmawy Күн бұрын

    is Dianna Cowern (physics girl) your sister??????

  • Alan Carnell
    Alan Carnell Күн бұрын

    Knives don't open and make a bigger hole on the inside when you fall on them. Imagine the scissors going in closed but opening as your weight violently opens them as they are going in. Or don't. That's a bad image to imagine. Sorry.

  • Alex
    Alex Күн бұрын

    Every time you upload, i'm reminded why i love you and that reason is:
    everything about this. And you.

  • Sam Harrison
    Sam Harrison Күн бұрын

    Mig-nitures! :D

  • yinsakura yinsa
    yinsakura yinsa Күн бұрын

    Ahahahh awesome!

  • 2011metalmaniac
    2011metalmaniac Күн бұрын

    dont trip on the stairs lol

  • Mike Lopez
    Mike Lopez 2 күн бұрын

    Was anyone else hoping to see the drill fall?

  • Cristopher
    Cristopher 2 күн бұрын +2

    6:20 there 'Mera Mig!' sounds like 'Mirame!' wich in spanish means 'Look at me!' at it's funny because it also makes sense in that context

  • Danny Grey
    Danny Grey 2 күн бұрын

    no I don't want to meet your pair of giant scissors you satanic whore, go back to hell with your cursed item crafted for dark rituals

  • El Javi
    El Javi 2 күн бұрын

    I'm getting heavy kill la kill vibes

  • Electromech
    Electromech 2 күн бұрын

    Thank you Nord VPN for allowing Simone to swear on KZclip and still get funding :P

  • Ceramic Quill
    Ceramic Quill 2 күн бұрын

    You are adorable!

  • Sara Silva
    Sara Silva 2 күн бұрын

    Is this the Swedish version of the movie Us?? 😂😂

  • Ryetz
    Ryetz 2 күн бұрын

    No one ever thought of a scissoring joke @ 2:58?
    You guys are weak af.

  • Hello
    Hello 2 күн бұрын +1

    Hi Simone

  • The Gibby
    The Gibby 3 күн бұрын

    If she made a crossover with Michael Reeves the world would end

  • Sebastián Alegre
    Sebastián Alegre 3 күн бұрын

    mignatures!

  • chrislee671
    chrislee671 3 күн бұрын

    vampire weekend - a punk at 3:39

  • Petter Eliseussen
    Petter Eliseussen 3 күн бұрын

    lol
    its the first time i see you, but i expect you to look smaller for each time. :)

  • Winddragon Lundholm
    Winddragon Lundholm 3 күн бұрын

    I didn't know you where Swedish. Your English is to good.

  • Trace Doyle
    Trace Doyle 3 күн бұрын

    She's such an edgy KZclipr

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino 3 күн бұрын

    Take it to the UK and try to "bin the blade"

  • Salvatore Shiggerino
    Salvatore Shiggerino 3 күн бұрын

    8:35 Why nut cover? Why not just rivet the pieces together like scissors are normally made?

  • Skukkix23
    Skukkix23 3 күн бұрын

    I think the belly cut is sexist cause you cant perform it as a male

  • wt2009
    wt2009 3 күн бұрын

    No idea to where this channel is going, but im in. Dont disapoint us ;)

  • arttu ikonen
    arttu ikonen 3 күн бұрын

    10:11 XD

  • Nina Hallén
    Nina Hallén 3 күн бұрын

    Must...resist...making...scissoring joke...

  • doc crowley
    doc crowley 3 күн бұрын

    lesbian energy

  • J Jones
    J Jones 4 күн бұрын

    What a woman!

  • Timothy Kelley
    Timothy Kelley 4 күн бұрын

    You are a CUT above the rest!

  • Ken Heitmueller
    Ken Heitmueller 4 күн бұрын

    those GLASSES are ADORABLE!

  • Jacquelynn Trapani
    Jacquelynn Trapani 4 күн бұрын

    Simone is slowly becoming arietty

  • kieran jervis
    kieran jervis 4 күн бұрын

    You made the scissors so big you cant run with them

  • Caleb Jasik
    Caleb Jasik 4 күн бұрын

    a world of mig-natures

  • Replaymyway
    Replaymyway 4 күн бұрын

    Did she use the plasma to sharpen the scissors or a grinder

  • The Professor 10
    The Professor 10 4 күн бұрын +1

    TIME TO GO TO HONNOJI ACADEMY TO FIND OUT WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER

  • Richard Connor
    Richard Connor 4 күн бұрын

    Haha, I've got half of a giant pair of scissors almost done myself... but it's been half done for 2 years now... I'll get back to it eventually... Mine are just solid steel, and not quite so large, though. The half I have weighs 20lbs.
    So, the reason the scissors don't cut great, is if you look at good scissors, their blades are actually slightly bent toward eachother. It's very slight, but as the blades come together they meet, and form a singular cutting point. In front of that point, the edges actually overlap a teeny, tiny amount, and behind that point they seperate a little bit as the point travels down the length of the cut.

  • AaronAlso
    AaronAlso 4 күн бұрын

    Simone,
    Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.

  • it's true
    it's true 4 күн бұрын +1

    Disclaimer: don't run with scissors. LOL

  • Helge Leirdal
    Helge Leirdal 4 күн бұрын

    Du kjem til å gjera framtidige arkeologar nokso forvirra...

  • Rubab Huss
    Rubab Huss 4 күн бұрын

    Someone trips at the stair and now he/she is a one-eyed pirate.

  • Gert van den Berg
    Gert van den Berg 4 күн бұрын

    This makes the cut

  • Jayde Faith
    Jayde Faith 5 күн бұрын

    Mignature

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW 5 күн бұрын

    YES EVEN ABLE TO CUT YOUR HAIR NOT JUST GOOFY

  • EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW
    EDDY REALLY VD SWALUW 5 күн бұрын

    HO HAVE I BEEN NAUGHTY PART OF THE SCENE
    PERFECT MATCH EVEN MORE JEALOUS,BEING SOLD OUT,BUT YOU GOT TO CASH IN FIRST,MEAN TIME NEED PURE IMAGE HARD TO HANDLE GUN,BUT NOT FOR YOU CALL OF DUTY BEFORE THE FINAL CUT,HAVING TO CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS,EVEN LOOK SEXY IN SAFETY BOOTS,OH DARED I HAVE BEEN ALL THEM BEAUTY`S,JUST A SCENE ILLUSION FANTASY,,CASH IN FIRST,AMAZING REALLY BEING SOLD BUT SWEET DELICIOUS SWEET WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR TOES PARTS LOCATED AT EACH FEET

  • Perryman1138
    Perryman1138 5 күн бұрын

    This is amazing! I feel like getting them flattened would do the trick (like people who do hand scraping), and barring that, put a slight curvature on them so the metal remains in contact through the cut.

  • Keven Silva
    Keven Silva 5 күн бұрын

    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • BennickGAdeus
    BennickGAdeus 5 күн бұрын

    Kill La Kill sequel when?

  • dubson_h
    dubson_h 5 күн бұрын

  • Tracy K
    Tracy K 5 күн бұрын

    Awesome.

  • SeawardFob43
    SeawardFob43 5 күн бұрын

    4:13 getting hammered huh...
    What a weird expression

  • Sarah Spencer
    Sarah Spencer 5 күн бұрын

    Lifts the scissor blades. "I think they're at least the weight of a 5 year old child." Lifts again. "5 year old child"
    This might be my favorite video

  • Thunderbird1337
    Thunderbird1337 5 күн бұрын

    OH NO COME ON, not that stupid VPN crap again! On how many channels do I have to see this nonsense? No, you can't surf the web anonymously with a VPN, your location stays not private and your data is not end-to-end encrypted. Although the suppliers want you to believe these things, using a VPN is absolutely no guarantee for that. It's a waste of your money. Don't understand why KZcliprs with millions of followers are not satisfied with the income of the normal KZclip commercials and have to do this disinformational advertisement shit in addition. It's a shame.

  • Glenn Ray
    Glenn Ray 5 күн бұрын

    2:16 - 2:25 Very Meta of you...

  • briansuxxx
    briansuxxx 5 күн бұрын

    What wouldn't you have used aluminum instead of steel? Everything would have been so much easier.

  • Thomas Nøhr
    Thomas Nøhr 5 күн бұрын

    Simone G., making the world just a little bit better with each video. Thanks Simone G.!

  • sassycattie
    sassycattie 5 күн бұрын

    Watching everything slowly move closer to the edge as you hit the metal was hilarious

  • Dustywitch
    Dustywitch 6 күн бұрын

    we need a machine to use these with!

  • Ben Pesh
    Ben Pesh 6 күн бұрын

    The daily grind 7:35

  • Sophia Liberty
    Sophia Liberty 6 күн бұрын

    simone's voice is like a mix between lili reinhart and zooey deschanel

  • Shailesh Rana
    Shailesh Rana 6 күн бұрын +1

    Sheet Metal work is sooo exhaustive. I feel you.

  • Henry McCausland
    Henry McCausland 6 күн бұрын

    Simone you look happy :D

  • robrobusa
    robrobusa 6 күн бұрын +1

    Not to be that guy, but last time I had to hammer some sheet metal, I realized a heat gun makes everything SO much simpler.

  • MrWeirdowski
    MrWeirdowski 6 күн бұрын

    11:32 Don't walk with a slightly faster pace with giant scissors, Simone!!!

  • Darwin Dunn
    Darwin Dunn 7 күн бұрын

    Mignature

  • g.swell
    g.swell 7 күн бұрын

    i'm surprised that she actually has the will and drive to do men's work

  • Aldous Huxley
    Aldous Huxley 7 күн бұрын

    Perfect for cutting up chames jarles merch

  • monkeychicken27
    monkeychicken27 7 күн бұрын

    You’re hilarious. It makes me smile that people can give in to silly.

  • Rik van der Mark
    Rik van der Mark 7 күн бұрын

    Nice one Simone 😁
    But didn't you mean migniature at the end? 😜

  • ayoub fenkouch
    ayoub fenkouch 7 күн бұрын +6

    "please excuse me while i fund this channel" kinda stuff you only find on this channel :')

  • Ξενοφώντας Σούλης
    Ξενοφώντας Σούλης 7 күн бұрын

    2:05 That's why you are the best.

  • Елена Нилова
    Елена Нилова 7 күн бұрын

    Kelli ?

  • Kara McCarthy
    Kara McCarthy 8 күн бұрын

    her happiness makes me so happy :’)

  • ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇
    ㄥ 卂 乂尺 乇 8 күн бұрын

    12:50 it's not menature, It's mignature.
    Ha! See what i did there?

  • Faye Higgins
    Faye Higgins 8 күн бұрын

    mig-nature

  • Tvens
    Tvens 8 күн бұрын

    Simone would be like the boss in the film “Us”

  • Jess Woodmansee
    Jess Woodmansee 9 күн бұрын

    Found this on Reddit shortly after watching this video! Wish I knew the story behind the image...maybe she just likes sharp objects too?
    www.reddit.com/r/cursedimages/comments/bnp901/cursed_garden/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

  • Young Suit
    Young Suit 9 күн бұрын

    This makes it seem like it would be easier to start a business that is backed by the mayor of your major city so he can give you the big scissors to cut the ribbon when you open.

  • Eric Hvinden
    Eric Hvinden 10 күн бұрын

    I'm so glad to see you on KZclip. Watched with tears about your brain issues. Glad to have you back...

  • Roger Skagerström
    Roger Skagerström 10 күн бұрын

    Mera dig!!! =D

  • ツZipp
    ツZipp 10 күн бұрын

    Hey, Simone! Where are you. That video have two months.

  • Blaire Bustillo
    Blaire Bustillo 10 күн бұрын

    You're the best Simone. I just love your creativity :) Take care my friend :)

  • Aniket Khariwale
    Aniket Khariwale 10 күн бұрын

    She doesn't care about her hairs.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Fyrebat Skymarshall
    Fyrebat Skymarshall 10 күн бұрын

    🤣

  • Fardou Montsma
    Fardou Montsma 10 күн бұрын

    1:32 Using scissors to make scissors

  • Alan Ball
    Alan Ball 11 күн бұрын

    Anyone who saw you that day in the park probably felt like they were dreaming.
    "Uh did I just get really small or did she just get really big"

    • Alan Ball
      Alan Ball 11 күн бұрын

      Also lets be clear, that's how Simone eats bananas from here on out.

  • Luner Sailer
    Luner Sailer 11 күн бұрын

    I think Sweeneytodd would be proud

  • The Bazer
    The Bazer 11 күн бұрын

    It's in video like I want be ugly

  • Diego Morones-Castillo
    Diego Morones-Castillo 11 күн бұрын

    If nothing else, it can serve as a great prop for a tiny person video