Meet my giant pair of scissors

  • Жарияланды 2019 ж. 21 Сәу.
  • Weird flex, but ok. We made a pair of giant scissors. Because [INSERT PLENTY OF REASONS]. Thanks NordVPN for keeping my shop lights on and for keeping my data safe. Go to and use code SIMONE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free.
    Also thanks to Marcos and Trevor for helping me make the scissors, and for Scott for helping filming, and to JACKIE GRIEFF FOR HELPING ME EDIT THIS VIDEO! New person, new person! Welcome onboard Jackie.
    And last, but not least: thanks to Lincoln Electric for sending me a welder and a plasma cutter! PROBABLY UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I'm not sponsored by Lincoln, but they did send me the stuff for free. ANOTHER UNCALLED FOR DISCLAIMER: I thoroughly want to befriend all their employees, because they are very kind and funny.
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  • David Gardiner
    David Gardiner Күн бұрын

    Weta Workshops used the term ‘bigatures’ for massive miniatures - would that apply?

  • SaintXsaint
    SaintXsaint 4 күн бұрын

    Reminds me of sheele from Akame ga kill

  • Jessica Cymone
    Jessica Cymone 6 күн бұрын

    That was so dope, I was so rooting for you! So glad it cut at the end!!! You put so much work into it! Congratulations!

  • Fredrik Johansson
    Fredrik Johansson 7 күн бұрын

    Can't stop laughing at your crazy ideas 😂😂😂😂

  • Leah Osborne
    Leah Osborne 11 күн бұрын

    Do u have anymore neighbors

  • captain_Ratchet
    captain_Ratchet 11 күн бұрын

    Ryuko Matoi wants to: *know your location*

  • Z Bit Plays Games
    Z Bit Plays Games 11 күн бұрын

    World of macros

  • Руслан Юрьев
    Руслан Юрьев 12 күн бұрын

    They are... Scissor sisters! *badam-tsss*

  • Hush
    Hush 12 күн бұрын

    Bonus Banana Cut!

  • Andres 2100
    Andres 2100 13 күн бұрын

    Hola hermosura viva subscribe dv

  • PaulusFirky
    PaulusFirky 14 күн бұрын

    Cutting-Edge Technology

  • Gaurav Prakash
    Gaurav Prakash 15 күн бұрын

    Her voice is so similar to Diana Cowern.

  • darkenmarr
    darkenmarr 20 күн бұрын

    I would love to get tools and equipment instead of makeup and stupid shit like that! I'm working on making a functional fabrication studio where I can build puppets and armor...

  • Cosmic Microwave
    Cosmic Microwave 21 күн бұрын

    Now tie it to a drone and then cut your hair with them

  • nozmoking1
    nozmoking1 22 күн бұрын

    Has anyone told you that you look really hot in jeans and safety glasses with a "I don't give a shit" look on your face?

  • Kirstin Duffley
    Kirstin Duffley 22 күн бұрын


  • Paula Gibson
    Paula Gibson 22 күн бұрын

    Make a large hamer

  • Stephen Abbott
    Stephen Abbott 23 күн бұрын

    8:07 Coolest welding helmet ever!

  • Madison
    Madison 23 күн бұрын

    You are living my dream life, like I need me a workshop to just make whatever I wanted. 10/10 I want to be Simone when I grow up (says the 27 year old 😂)

  • Kevin S
    Kevin S 23 күн бұрын

    Anyone watch akame ga kill?

  • Dominic's Curiosity
    Dominic's Curiosity 23 күн бұрын +1

    This was before truckla

  • Frank Green
    Frank Green 24 күн бұрын

    That looks like the park they filmed an episode of the original 90s show charmed. I think it took place in San Francisco so that makes sense.
    I'll see myself out.

  • Sāfto Rangen
    Sāfto Rangen 24 күн бұрын

    more puns pls

  • magic myth2
    magic myth2 24 күн бұрын

    mom to little kid; dont run with scissors , kid 25+/- years later i am barly runing with giant scissors. ;)

  • William Chan
    William Chan 24 күн бұрын

    Is this for sale?

  • Could Have Guessed
    Could Have Guessed 25 күн бұрын +1

    Didnt know Jenna marbles had an actually talent daughter wow

  • Ricardo Becerra
    Ricardo Becerra 25 күн бұрын

    He said at the end "Good Job"!

  • ToBeLoved
    ToBeLoved 25 күн бұрын

    7:46 *sparks*

  • ToBeLoved
    ToBeLoved 25 күн бұрын

    5:19 the scissor pun is criminally unrecognized

  • Parth Kothari
    Parth Kothari 26 күн бұрын

    Try cutting thin metal sheets with it.... it'll work like a normal pair of scissors with them...just brilliantly

  • Ts6451
    Ts6451 27 күн бұрын +1

    I guess that this means that if someone makes a KZclip game or animated series with Simone as a character, her weapon might be giant scissors.

    But I suppose that even though some of the parts of the video looked a bit like a cosplay of some magical girl type character, as it is Simone we are talking about, her character would be making crazy robots to fight with...

  • Vertigo1545
    Vertigo1545 27 күн бұрын

    A missed opportunity to say ‘cut’ at the end

  • Sydney Anderson
    Sydney Anderson 27 күн бұрын

    honestly was expecting more jokes about scissoring

  • Rosieposie mrs
    Rosieposie mrs 28 күн бұрын

    Has anyone ever told you, that you look like Alyson Hannigan?

  • Ashton I.
    Ashton I. 29 күн бұрын

    THE PUNS! This girl is awesome!

  • Ashton I.
    Ashton I. 29 күн бұрын

    “The reasons are thin for this one y’all” 😂😂

  • Colby Petty
    Colby Petty Ай бұрын

    Watching your videos make me smile and laugh my arse off, you’re so inventive

  • Findet Dori
    Findet Dori Ай бұрын

    You're a female Gyro Gearloose - a brave and funny one. 💪 You're amazing! Please don't stop making shitty robots und weird videos, it's so inspiring 🙏.

  • Griffin Teller
    Griffin Teller Ай бұрын


  • Ha-ha-ha-hapa
    Ha-ha-ha-hapa Ай бұрын

    Saw these in another video and came looking for this because no way did you buy and mount giant sissors

  • Sophia Fuchs
    Sophia Fuchs Ай бұрын +1

    I can tell you made these scissors with cutting edge technology

  • ted
    ted Ай бұрын

    Nice scissors 😂

  • knate44
    knate44 Ай бұрын

    What if you fluted the blades to make it lighter?

  • Denis Polyakov
    Denis Polyakov Ай бұрын

    Scissors deserve to be run with too.
    I'll frame it :))

  • Paul Howard
    Paul Howard Ай бұрын +1

    I think the problem running with those scissors is they can fall on you and kill you! LOL

  • Throttle 13
    Throttle 13 Ай бұрын

    Only the coolest people on the internet can do shop work in open-toed, lime green foam slippers.

  • Nexus Trimean
    Nexus Trimean Ай бұрын +1


  • Mirodin
    Mirodin Ай бұрын +1

    Just a tip: for scissors to cut well the blades benefit from a very slight bend inwards so the cutting edges stay in contact and basically 'sharp themselves' with use by scraping eachother.
    Great video anyways!

  • SquaredSpekz - Connor Ellis
    SquaredSpekz - Connor Ellis Ай бұрын


  • Andrew Hull
    Andrew Hull Ай бұрын

    I just spent thirteen and a half minutes just to see someone making banana scissors. What is wrong with me, surely I have something better to do with my time..
    Who am I kidding. What could be better than scissors that cut bananas. Nice scissors by the way.

  • ha ha
    ha ha Ай бұрын

    Great! why am I watching this???

  • Argh Jay Em
    Argh Jay Em Ай бұрын

    You’re becoming a building lots of oversized stuff! 😂🤣

  • HeyYoBighed
    HeyYoBighed Ай бұрын

    Lol I googled Videos that came out on April 21st, MA BIRTHDAY, and this popped up I am happy

  • Eddie Harris
    Eddie Harris Ай бұрын

    So someone has probably already said this but, scissors have a slight curve in the blades so they come together tight all the way to the tip. I mean u went to all THAT work soo.... why not

  • kord cook
    kord cook Ай бұрын


  • Nutmeg Gaming
    Nutmeg Gaming Ай бұрын


  • Jeffrey Lu
    Jeffrey Lu Ай бұрын

    If each blade had a slight inward bend so opening them would make them cross a little, there would be little to no gap between the 2 cutting edges. That would let it cut things with small widths, like normal paper. Making giant paper would allow it to perform like a normal sized pair of scissors cutting normal paper.

  • Xaris Martin
    Xaris Martin Ай бұрын

    I just thought of the anime Kill la Kill

  • Tabletop Newtype
    Tabletop Newtype Ай бұрын

    can you imagine if Simone actually filled the scissors with lead to make it solid metal. How heavy would it be

  • J D.P
    J D.P Ай бұрын

    Anyone remember safety scissors?