The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • erniebirdy
    erniebirdy Күн бұрын

    So.. Where're the jokes the world sorely needs?

  • Jake Holland
    Jake Holland Күн бұрын

    I wish he would turn it around on them and say your attacking me and oppressing me because I’m black and watch their head explode

  • VocalExcursion
    VocalExcursion Күн бұрын +1

    At first I was kind of w/e about this and thought sjw fan club was overreacting as per usual, but he said some pretty foul shit on twitter, maybe it should take more than a month to be “over it” if he’s actually remorseful.. thoughts?

    • payz hayz
      payz hayz Күн бұрын

      VocalExcursion a while after that he apologized and specifically said his comments were a comment on his own issues and not how he would act or how others should be seen. Here we are years later and he's apologized once again, specifically said he's sorry he hurt people on Twitter, yet they want to ruin him anyway, the truth is a dumb tweet 10 years ago doesn't hurt anyone.

  • Aren Moore
    Aren Moore Күн бұрын

    Dude Colbert was still slick trying to preach

  • Amy Shy
    Amy Shy Күн бұрын

    Would anyone tell me what this is about? What did he say to whom? I'm not American so I'm not aware. Thanks.

    • payz hayz
      payz hayz Күн бұрын

      Amy Shy Kevin hart posted a homiphobic joke on Twitter about 10 years ago, when he got the job to host the oscars the tweet resurfaced and he lost his hosting job and apologized for the comments. Now Kevin hart is saying since he already apologized he won't comment on it anymore while his detractors are saying that it isn't enough.

  • logan gabriel antoine
    logan gabriel antoine Күн бұрын

    Wtf this show look so fucking American, i'm already can touch the Trump aura and i can smell the Burger king flavour.. this show is not for me :/

    • logan gabriel antoine
      logan gabriel antoine Күн бұрын

      +payz hayz oh my bad ^^

    • payz hayz
      payz hayz Күн бұрын

      logan gabriel antoine the host is one of the biggest trump haters on TV

  • Will Zimmermann
    Will Zimmermann Күн бұрын

    Raunchy comedy is dead thanks mainstream

  • Swegatty Swooty
    Swegatty Swooty Күн бұрын +2

    Knock knock ....
    SJW:- *triggered*

  • Carlos Tab
    Carlos Tab Күн бұрын

    Kevin was about to swing at Stephen

  • Carlos Tab
    Carlos Tab Күн бұрын

    That Patek tho

  • Isaac
    Isaac Күн бұрын

    What a hack.

  • nexxusish
    nexxusish Күн бұрын

    All this killing going on in America with police killing young black males and getting off we should have that type of sensitivity when it comes to that but there isn't , if I was a Kevin Hart I wouldn't've apologize , again because the lgbtq community hates black people in this world, I read online at a gay white bar in New York ask a gay black guy. To leave they didn't want him there this was the bartenders, so who are we making their world good for again....

  • Lenny Nero
    Lenny Nero Күн бұрын

    Colbert seem unsatisfied.

  • D. A131618
    D. A131618 Күн бұрын

    Omg this fuckn guy was making me mad i would of shut down and told him to stfu and move on or ill walk off tf hes annoying hes just tryna push kevins buttons

  • Friend of the Devil
    Friend of the Devil Күн бұрын

    LGBTQ are filthy, disgusting, selfish, hateful pedophiles with severe mental problems and should be dealt with as such BACK TO THE NUT HUT with these boring, uninteresting disease-spreading vermin!! EVERY RELIGION CONDENMS THESE PEOPLE FOR VERY GOOD REASON and if you have to self identify you should HANG YOURSELF!!!!

  • Heisenbrekh
    Heisenbrekh Күн бұрын

    It seems like only these media people are "not over it" .

  • Jacob Adamson
    Jacob Adamson Күн бұрын

    still, don't understand how people go back nearly 10 years and talk about stuff he said back then... pathetic

  • Randyy1
    Randyy1 Күн бұрын +1

    Kevin Hart should host Meme Awards next year lol

  • Wakka Flakka
    Wakka Flakka Күн бұрын

    The people at the Oscars probably just threw him under the bus so no one would uncover all their dirty laundry. I'm sure there are members that have commited numerous sexual assults in the past. It is Hollywood after all.

  • Bob Bob
    Bob Bob Күн бұрын +1

    Soft people in safe spaces equals a weak nation filled with over sensitive pansies.

  • sherriff rua
    sherriff rua Күн бұрын

    I dnt know if anyone would host the awards after all this controversy. You'd have to be one dam good comedian with some crazy jokes.👋😎🖕to pull it off.

  • Perry Pelican
    Perry Pelican Күн бұрын

    Hart is a nice guy and likeable but not that funny. Colbert is much funnier.I hope he lasts because i like the guy, but i would be surprised if he is still hot next year

  • Nicolai Ponteres
    Nicolai Ponteres Күн бұрын

    You want a meme? Pause at 6:50

  • Wostershire
    Wostershire Күн бұрын

    that was actually very insightful

  • Regal Panda
    Regal Panda Күн бұрын

    im fine with him not hosting the Oscars and it has nothing to do with the lgbt community. I'm just sick of seeing him eveywhere.

  • PlanetofMarz
    PlanetofMarz Күн бұрын +1

    I absolutely hate that people fully wanted Kevin Hart to apologize again. The man apologized for it and thats good enough but apparently people are not happy unless Kevin Hart loses his bag and is out on the streets or something. Dude didn’t do shit but tell the truth about how HE felt about homos. But the the homos got pissy and started to rage against Kevin Hart. LGBTQZTJSYB are all soft like baby food. Apparently if you’re repulsed by gay shit then everyone has an opinion 😒

  • gullintanni
    gullintanni 2 күн бұрын

    It does not seem like he understands that it helps to say that you have changed and that it is unacceptable to discriminate anyone for anything. Just say you are a changed man and follow up being a great role model. It is better than saying you are over it. Just say you are a changed man. Saves a lot of pain and helps people get closure.

  • Moto Force
    Moto Force 2 күн бұрын

    Devil's to hell angel to heaven. Man to woman . Period

  • Jace Cavacini
    Jace Cavacini 2 күн бұрын

    Point of fact: Onions do end if you keep peeling them.
    I have no idea what they’re talking about.

  • Skumic & Friends
    Skumic & Friends 2 күн бұрын

    The oscars turned their back to a diamond. Kevin Hart is this year's host and no one else! Sad!

  • The Watchful Hunter
    The Watchful Hunter 2 күн бұрын

    Never pander to cry babies or snowflakes. Be a man. Stand your ground.

  • The Watchful Hunter
    The Watchful Hunter 2 күн бұрын

    Every time Stephen asks him about it again, Kevin should to cuss him out loudly.

  • The Watchful Hunter
    The Watchful Hunter 2 күн бұрын

    Ban Oscar and all self congratulating award shows from all media.

  • Jano Dursunian
    Jano Dursunian 2 күн бұрын

    "Those" people are are so jelous of your success they trying to make you go from being number one in "comedy " to being " blaaah" in comedy..!!
    If you were gay and made those jokes and comments they would have praised you..!!
    Dont you change men cause if you do you'll lose me and millions of others who thinks just like me..! Love you!😁😍😘

  • Jano Dursunian
    Jano Dursunian 2 күн бұрын

    Hey Keeeeev, fuckem if they cant take a joke , I would hate to see you change from who you are on a count of these insensitive pricks..!!
    Love you Keven Heart, love your talent and love who you are..!!! what a model family man..!!

  • SullysNQ
    SullysNQ 2 күн бұрын

    He's in a vicious struggle between not wanting to give into political correctness, and trying to preserve his reputation. Good luck to you sir.

  • Cary Chilton
    Cary Chilton 2 күн бұрын

    Suddenly Stephen Colbert is super offended by people who make a joke toward the gay-trans-queer community ? Going on and on about it for most of the interview was kinda weird. Letterman has done this sort of political game with some of his guests yet he was different in his personal life. Guaranteed Colbert is not deeply hurt by Kevin Harts views on gays or his jokes.... I am not big Kevin Hart fan either, he is a phony in my opinion. Seeing Colbert act like he has a dog in this fight, seems phony as well.... money....meh

  • Clarissa Lee
    Clarissa Lee 2 күн бұрын

    Great guy

  • Webster
    Webster 2 күн бұрын

    Kevin Heart is way cool, guy. I like him more after this interview, mostly because he truly seem true to himself and honest with us.

  • Corey Mondello
    Corey Mondello 2 күн бұрын

    Wow, another anti-lgbtq media personality getting free time to say he is the victim. Shame on Colbert! The man never apologized! He is anti-LGBTQ and you can’t change that!

  • Yoshi Bernie
    Yoshi Bernie 2 күн бұрын

    he is such a great guy

  • Taha Nasser
    Taha Nasser 2 күн бұрын

    'It's not over until the audience is over it?' A very spineless thing to say. Stand for something greater than just the approval of the mob Colbert, for your own sake.

  • Carry20_20
    Carry20_20 2 күн бұрын

    When you have to apologise for something as a comedian... smh these overly sensitive fatties.

  • rivercryproductions
    rivercryproductions 2 күн бұрын

    Can kevin hart be any less funny like ever?

  • Sherrie Evans
    Sherrie Evans 2 күн бұрын

    Would love to meet you Kevin! I'm a server at Longhorns selinsgrove pa... come in for a fabulous steak!

  • Angela Wang
    Angela Wang 2 күн бұрын

    the real fucking issue is 'cancel culture' and how people refuse to accept that people DO change and grow as human beings, and that one offensive thing done some time ago shouldn't define them as a person as long as they apologize and recognise their mistake

  • Alex Y
    Alex Y 2 күн бұрын

    Colbert needs to be charged with animal cruelty given the way he consistently beats on dead horses.

  • Mike Lalor
    Mike Lalor 2 күн бұрын

    There's a reason why people aren't accepting his apology and moving on, and it's beause his apology is fake BS

  • Dave Daniels
    Dave Daniels 2 күн бұрын

    Denzel was relaxed... That's kinda double standard Kevin....

  • Steve Holmgren
    Steve Holmgren 2 күн бұрын

    Kevin Hart isn't homophobic anymore, good for him! But literally our Vice President and his wife are - and nobody is talking about it. If you think Trump is bad, Pence would be even worse. He's a scumbag anti-LGBT Christian nutjob that Trump used to win over the Christian vote. Fuck religion in the ass (The only way you can still be a virgin according to those dogmatic idiots). Our next President needs to be an agnostic/secular humanist for us to make any progress here. *NO MORE IGNORANT RELIGIOUS ANTI-GAY ANTI-ABORTION ANTI-HEALTHY* candidates. Jesus would hate what his cult has become in the 21st century.

  • TALON
    TALON 2 күн бұрын

    Shut yo ass up Colbert. Exactly right Kevin. Speak that truth.

  • Bernie Whomever
    Bernie Whomever 3 күн бұрын

    good to see him not succumb to don lemons pink hand. the pink mafia.

  • Matari Sambia
    Matari Sambia 3 күн бұрын

    ** I like his approach of life **

  • GuelphRacing
    GuelphRacing 3 күн бұрын +6

    Hey random person scrolling down the comments..
    Have a wonderful day

  • Sara Vasconcelos
    Sara Vasconcelos 3 күн бұрын

    I just wanna say Kevin Hart is so mature and so wise, because everything he said is so true, everyone makes mistakes, he already apologized aaand people today are to sensitive anyways. He is trully a genuine person and in this industry is not normal.

  • A.D.S.F
    A.D.S.F 3 күн бұрын

    Kevin Hart did nothing wrong

  • Rainer-Wilfried Kasuppke
    Rainer-Wilfried Kasuppke 3 күн бұрын

    He claims that he enters the room and looks each and every individual in the eye, so he *better* apologizes to each and every individual before he even says "Hello". For the rest of his life.

  • THE ENTERTAINER TRA
    THE ENTERTAINER TRA 3 күн бұрын +4

    Love this dude we are all Over it !

  • The Kid Kid
    The Kid Kid 3 күн бұрын

    I want to dislike because Colbert is a smug asshole but I want to like because Kevin Hart is amazing

  • Chip yard
    Chip yard 3 күн бұрын +1

    Social sciences influence government, law, policy, courts, media, news, TV shows; YET, Social Science changes their views drastically every decade or so. Watch the Joe Rogan episode where he talks to 'Peter Boghossian & James Lindsay' - much of social science 'academia' is completely fabricated to uphold certain views/narratives.

  • Meeeksss
    Meeeksss 3 күн бұрын

    Kevin is funny.. truthfully the gay jokes were not even that bad. This new culture of dragging people over their past is getting ridiculous. He is obviously not that person anymore. People are such hypocrites.

  • Brian Kelley
    Brian Kelley 3 күн бұрын

    Kevin Hart’s entry Music....😂😂😂😂

  • creative media
    creative media 3 күн бұрын

    He DiD APOLOGiZED !!! OK ?????

  • Barrie Moore
    Barrie Moore 3 күн бұрын

    I know I’m over it ! 🙄

  • Rebecca Fucking White
    Rebecca Fucking White 3 күн бұрын

    People 😂😂Go find something to do 😃😤😤😠 there is more important shit in the world happening 😤

  • Saravana Subramanian
    Saravana Subramanian 3 күн бұрын

    I felt like Steven was predetermined to attack Kevin. That moment when the audience agreed with Kevin, Steven's reaction... priceless!

  • U.S. Constitution
    U.S. Constitution 3 күн бұрын +1

    I don't know Kevin politico views but Kevin is right who in the hell what there sons or daughters be gay. Screw these Hollywood Elites/Government Anti-GOD Anti-Family Morals, Anti-America Liberals that promote and protect pedophiles, child abuse and perversion.

  • Saravana Subramanian
    Saravana Subramanian 3 күн бұрын

    #iamoverit

  • OneManShow
    OneManShow 3 күн бұрын

    People don’t understand what an apology is. An apology is a guilty plea. People don’t want your apology so they can forgive and forget... they want to bypass the trial and get down to execution. They want you to bow your head before they chop it off.

  • Jarvious Hicks
    Jarvious Hicks 3 күн бұрын

    Such a smart person

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms 3 күн бұрын

    Daniel Tosh for Oscar host !

  • Lamont Hyatt
    Lamont Hyatt 3 күн бұрын

    trump!

  • Nocturnal Ron
    Nocturnal Ron 3 күн бұрын

    Not trying to be a dick but do you think Kevin Hart is funny? I thought he was funny in 40 year old Virgin but, that was about it.

  • yidy1
    yidy1 3 күн бұрын

    04:44
    "NOT, I'M GOING WELL THAT'S NOT, I'M NOW K3R50EU78S COMPROMISING"
    ?????

  • Dissident101
    Dissident101 3 күн бұрын

    He ain't wrong, a meme ended Bill Cosbys career.

  • Sonny Etchell
    Sonny Etchell 3 күн бұрын

    I think he would have been hilarious as the host but at the same time i respect his decision

  • ddland45
    ddland45 3 күн бұрын

    People need to get over themselves and learn to not take every minor affront so seriously. Laugh sometimes...

  • abongile mgaqelwa
    abongile mgaqelwa 3 күн бұрын

    Good for you Kevin Hart. Some people are energy vampires, they want to suck every little bit of energy out of you. 🐴Holes

  • tipology
    tipology 3 күн бұрын

    4:31 classic kev. Loved that part 😂😂😂 “OKEHH, ALRIGHT OKEHH”

  • Jono Esquirryl
    Jono Esquirryl 3 күн бұрын

    Five minutes of my life spent watching a guy apologising for something I knew and still know absolutely nothing about …

  • Julian Williams
    Julian Williams 3 күн бұрын

    Absolutely not. We don't want it.

  • Lou Sal
    Lou Sal 3 күн бұрын

    Well said, Kevin, totaly agreed.

  • Marks Videos
    Marks Videos 3 күн бұрын

    I'm surprised that Kevin Hart went on Stephen Colbert's show. Not only is Colbert is part of the Hollywood Snowflake media, he is the head of the snake. I don't think Kevin understands who the real enemy is. The Hollywood media has to be alienated by the rest of society in order for this political correctness and "Me Too" aura to die out.

  • Ruben Negret
    Ruben Negret 3 күн бұрын

    click bait

  • Space Tase
    Space Tase 3 күн бұрын

    FFS GRAMMARLY!!!!

  • James Zgorzelski
    James Zgorzelski 3 күн бұрын

    I used to think I didn't like Kevin Hart going back a couple years. I really like the dude now. ESPECIALLY now that he's pissing off SJWs

  • Human Being of Planet Earth
    Human Being of Planet Earth 3 күн бұрын

    anyone else noticing a trend of the world running out of new entertainment so when anyone talented comes around we put them on the biggest pedestal possible but when we over flood the gates with entertainers we start entertaining ourselves with how were going to ruin their careers, i say we as a species because WE do this a lot

  • old Red back
    old Red back 3 күн бұрын

    Dribble

  • Zafeer Anuar
    Zafeer Anuar 3 күн бұрын

    I just wanna throw a glass at stephen’s face

  • Olivia K
    Olivia K 3 күн бұрын

    His pronunciation of Meryl is my favorite

  • Sandra valfritt
    Sandra valfritt 3 күн бұрын

    Its not over until the people you have hurt feel that its over. If i punch you, and you want me to apologize, and you do a half-ass attempt at it and then just go "im over it! its over! im done with it!" - then that does not mean its ok. You are not the one that decides that.

  • Sandra valfritt
    Sandra valfritt 3 күн бұрын

    Bu-fucking-hu, he is such a dork.

  • Joseph van Wyk
    Joseph van Wyk 3 күн бұрын

    Oh brother. Stephen has become such a knob. Americans must be getting lead-poisoning.

  • supastar
    supastar 3 күн бұрын

    I was so happy his new movie got to Number one on opening weekend

  • BrothersInHumanity1
    BrothersInHumanity1 3 күн бұрын

    Kevin hart is deluded, your a entertainer. Simple as that

    • toolazytotype
      toolazytotype 3 күн бұрын

      Maybe he should jump through hoops while apologizing

  • Styneslad
    Styneslad 3 күн бұрын

    this was ten years ago. image how many gay jokes we would of made 10 years ago? this was an attack nothing else.

  • Wilson Irakoze
    Wilson Irakoze 3 күн бұрын

    Kevin's corked eye

  • Saksha Verma
    Saksha Verma 3 күн бұрын

    I really thought he was going to host after watching Ellen.

  • Ango Gobloggian
    Ango Gobloggian 3 күн бұрын

    The video starts at 5:12 everything before that is Stephen asking about his twitter comments

  • hengofthrones
    hengofthrones 3 күн бұрын

    Why kevin on stage dressed as a pistachio nut?