Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

  • Жарияланды 2019 ж. 16 Шіл.
    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.
    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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    With love,
    Jamila Cabello
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  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro 2 ай бұрын +34622

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

    • Juli Pritchett
      Juli Pritchett 3 күн бұрын

      Update: it’s tomorrow

    • stillcryinq
      stillcryinq 18 күн бұрын

      @Jade M. It's the 21st ;-;

    • Anzu
      Anzu 23 күн бұрын

      Tsumugi_aro oh no

    • Jade M.
      Jade M. 29 күн бұрын

      @Xochitl Valdez
      Lmao I was joking back, my dude.

  • Dxmons hidxout ッ
    Dxmons hidxout ッ 20 сағат бұрын

    Omg the movie Us is so scary I have watched it owo

  • limors
    limors 23 сағат бұрын

    3:04 nice.

  • iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn
    iTs A mEtApHoR bRiAn Күн бұрын

    What is aritzia

  • Aleena I
    Aleena I Күн бұрын


  • Grace
    Grace Күн бұрын

    F in the chat for the Mimi Microphone.

  • Serina Xavier
    Serina Xavier Күн бұрын

    U r so freaking gorgeous 😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • Denise O
    Denise O Күн бұрын

    7:16 i dont know either please tell me

  • Corozal_Kid
    Corozal_Kid 2 күн бұрын

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • a b d i
    a b d i 2 күн бұрын

    what happened from 0:44 to 1:15 i legit lost 68% of my brain cells just listening to it

  • Evan Sharp
    Evan Sharp 3 күн бұрын


  • Mavrick Obrien
    Mavrick Obrien 4 күн бұрын

    You should address all your that's a conversation for another time things, in a video

  • kaemon treadwell
    kaemon treadwell 5 күн бұрын

    I took 10 minutes trying to pause the video at the right time on my phone to be flashed text by John cena that says suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • Lorenzo Castilloveitia
    Lorenzo Castilloveitia 5 күн бұрын

    I feel that the phrase: “It’s from Aritzia!” should be copyrighted and trademarked.

  • The Bohemian Killer Queen
    The Bohemian Killer Queen 6 күн бұрын

    Let’s exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump!!!!!

  • Joss’ Sketches
    Joss’ Sketches 6 күн бұрын

    Anaheim is a city inside LA so you weren’t wrong 😅😂 also I live in la and I wanted to see you

  • Brigid Richardson
    Brigid Richardson 7 күн бұрын

    Your TED talk was legitness

  • Aima Account
    Aima Account 7 күн бұрын

    that isa tv like burh

  • Arhops
    Arhops 7 күн бұрын

    whats the song at the start

  • De La
    De La 7 күн бұрын +1

    i just got the mini microphone for $4 and i am QUAKING

    LORENNA GERMAIN 7 күн бұрын

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    absolutely nobody:
    joana: ItS fRoM aRiTzIa!!

  • Jacy Fang
    Jacy Fang 8 күн бұрын

    "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" at the end

  • Krzysztof Sękowski
    Krzysztof Sękowski 8 күн бұрын

    Gib me dis marimba music

  • TFlubonis
    TFlubonis 8 күн бұрын

    12:09 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Aiiko Gacha
    Aiiko Gacha 9 күн бұрын

    3 hr, 45 mins all the way to Bulgaria... ;-; i’m still in bulgaria😂 I go home 2morrow

  • Cloudy
    Cloudy 9 күн бұрын

    11:50 kicks the camera and wonders why it is falling over

  • Matilda Chick
    Matilda Chick 10 күн бұрын


  • Charli Brown
    Charli Brown 10 күн бұрын

    Did it say her name was “joanacompas”

  • Lorenzo Castilloveitia
    Lorenzo Castilloveitia 12 күн бұрын

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Nor even Area 51 aliens:
    Joan Crawford: *orders a salad in a steakhouse*

  • Axel Nack
    Axel Nack 13 күн бұрын

    7:25 that's what my dad said when i was born.

    OCTRETTA 13 күн бұрын

    IMO, the best timestamps in the video are:
    12:11 for the best "It'S fROm AriTZIa" in the whole video
    1:42 " We walked in ready to RuMBlE!!!" lolol

  • Isabella Eagan
    Isabella Eagan 14 күн бұрын

    lol me seeing if u can see Disneyland from the plane

  • Ellie Watson
    Ellie Watson 14 күн бұрын

    the broccoli has the same texture and consistency as A LOAF OF PAPER

  • Bobbi Smyth
    Bobbi Smyth 14 күн бұрын

    1:08 I heard her say it all and I thought she saw me or something bc I wasn’t watching I was listening while walking and got scared lol

  • Anna Ples
    Anna Ples 14 күн бұрын +1


  • honey jams
    honey jams 16 күн бұрын

    I got a narrative due first thing at the beginning of my class but Joana is a valid excuse

  • Noreen Morsy
    Noreen Morsy 16 күн бұрын


  • bee hooson
    bee hooson 18 күн бұрын

    Omg joana ceddias name goes with jc caylen

  • Nesma Abdo
    Nesma Abdo 19 күн бұрын

    Joanna is the only person who would go to a steak hose to order a ceaser salad

  • Kate Beaulieu
    Kate Beaulieu 19 күн бұрын

    Can Artizia plz sponsor her already

  • ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds
    ɐʞıɥs ʎɔıds 19 күн бұрын

    suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • onyxgamer -
    onyxgamer - 20 күн бұрын

    Why is she so pretty

  • dolceama sweet
    dolceama sweet 20 күн бұрын +1

    Joana:Also, a quick thank you to Alejandro
    *Lady Gaga fangirls screaming in the back*

  • SAS DL
    SAS DL 21 күн бұрын


  • Sara Bonilla
    Sara Bonilla 22 күн бұрын

    sweety sweety thats a tv

  • Jill Iannetta
    Jill Iannetta 22 күн бұрын +2

    If you’re wondering what it says in the end for a split second,
    It says
    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • just me amaya
    just me amaya 23 күн бұрын


  • mariana otero
    mariana otero 23 күн бұрын

    12:41 youre welcome

  • Poterhead 9 3/4
    Poterhead 9 3/4 23 күн бұрын

    Joana:Shows BoRhap on the screen

  • sultana hossain
    sultana hossain 24 күн бұрын

    we walked and got ready to ROMBOOOL

  • Caileigh Lott
    Caileigh Lott 24 күн бұрын

    I prefer the right toe vertically on the dry ground called earth thank you and namaste😌🙏

  • Valentina K
    Valentina K 24 күн бұрын

    Are you gonna let the wild bamboozle you?????!?

  • Romina Cooke
    Romina Cooke 24 күн бұрын


  • Ann-L1
    Ann-L1 25 күн бұрын


  • Kitajima Chisato
    Kitajima Chisato 25 күн бұрын +1

    It took me like 3 minutes to read the final message

  • whip and nae nae
    whip and nae nae 26 күн бұрын +1

    Fs in the chat

  • Summer Martin
    Summer Martin 26 күн бұрын

    Here's your avocado tortilla actully its MINE no shut up

  • So that's great
    So that's great 26 күн бұрын +2

    *suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • FatSardine
    FatSardine 26 күн бұрын +1

    So once I was taking a flight to FT Lauderdale from Soa Paulo, Brazil. anyways, I was sleeping in the plane while this was happening. So, there was a turbulence for 30 minutes (my sister told me cuz she was awake) she told me that the plane was shaking really bad and people were freaking out while I was sleeping with my mouth open, lol, she said that our mom woke up and my mom was sweating and she was squeezing my hand because my mom was really scared, let me say, MY MOM IS NEVER SCARED OF ANYTHING, so I was surprised to hear this tea. But gladly we safely landed in Florida and I have a fun trip. Btw, I ate bread for breakfast in the plane, OoF

  • Anastasia Anderson
    Anastasia Anderson 26 күн бұрын

    Ok so your here for Area 51 nice see you there